Lyrics

An old man   ninety-eight
He   the   and died the next day
It's a black   in your Chardonnay
It's a     pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your   day
It's a free   when you've already paid
It's the good   that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it  

Mr. Play-It-Safe was   to fly
He packed his  
and   his kids good-bye
He waited his whole   life
to take that  
And as the plane   down
he thought "Well isn't this   "
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it figures

Well life has a funny way of   up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of   you out when
You think everything's   wrong
and everything   up in your  

A traffic   when you're already  
A "No Smoking"   on your cigarette  
It's like ten thousand  
when all you need is a  
It's   the   of my dreams,
and then meeting his beautiful  
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic,
and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Legend

Meaning

The fact that none of the lyrics consist of irony in a song called ironic is ironic!

Since the release of her hit “Ironic,” she’s had to hear that none of the situations in her song are actually ironic.

Vocabulary

It figures

Used to say that you are not surprised by something unpleasant that has happened:

Play It Safe

To be careful and not take risks
To play safe, I'd allow an extra ten minutes, just in case.

sneak up (on someone)

to approach someone quietly and surprise that person