An old man (1)______ ninety-eight
He (2)___ the (3)_______ and died the next day
It's a black (4)___ in your Chardonnay
It's a (5)_____ (6)___ pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like rain on your (7)_______ day
It's a free (8)____ when you've already paid
It's the good (9)______ that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it (10)_______
Mr. Play-It-Safe was (11)______ to fly
He packed his (12)________
and (13)______ his kids good-bye
He waited his whole (14)____ life
to take that (15)______
And as the plane (16)_______ down
he thought "Well isn't this (17)____"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it figures
Well life has a funny way of (18)________ up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of (19)_______ you out when
You think everything's (20)____ wrong
and everything (21)_____ up in your (22)____
A traffic (23)___ when you're already (24)____
A "No Smoking" (25)____ on your cigarette (26)_____
It's like ten thousand (27)______
when all you need is a (28)_____
It's (29)_______ the (30)___ of my dreams,
and then meeting his beautiful (31)____
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic,
and yeah I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought it, it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out