I've known a few (1)____
who thought they were (2)______ smart
But you've got (3)_____ right down to an (4)___
You think you're a (5)______
you drive me up the (6)____
You're a regular (7)________ know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're (8)_______
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a (9)______ scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the (10)______,
but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me (11)____
in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy
who carried a (12)______ in his (13)______
And a (14)____ up his sleeve - just in case
And all that extra hold (15)___ in your hair
oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall out of (16)_____
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the (17)_____, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm
in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys
that likes to (18)_____ his machine
You make me take (19)___ my (20)_____
before you let me (21)___ in
I can't believe you (22)____ your car
good night
C'mon, baby, tell me -
you must be (23)______ right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the (24)_____,
but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah,
I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm
in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool
but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah,
I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm
on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think,
you're Elvis or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me
That don't impress me